Pest Whisperers Gifts

Telephone Reciever In Mouse Hole

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

An old man growing berries

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Now it fits.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Tree Passion

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'