Pest Whisperers Prints

Telephone Reciever In Mouse Hole

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

An old man growing berries

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'Now it fits.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Tree Passion