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'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"I'll be right back."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

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Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Road Construction.

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"We have a termite problem."

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'