Personnel Advisor Gifts

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

US and the EU

G7 Summit Concern

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

SAGE mentality

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Rock and a Hard Place

'What I have to do first?!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"