Personnel Advisor Mugs

'Your retirement package will give you plenty of money for the rest of your days, provided you start smoking three packs of cigarettes a day.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

G7 Summit Concern

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

US and the EU

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

SAGE mentality

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'What I have to do first?!'