Persistent Proposer Gifts

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Woman followed by devices.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

God hounded by the media.

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

"Outrageous. Who put you up to this?"

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

Let me forget

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'

"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."

'That's very nice, but I'd rather have an engagement ring.'

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'

'There's nothing I hate more than a prejudiced Ferret.'