Persistent Proposer Prints

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Woman followed by devices.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

God hounded by the media.

'They're real tears, but tears of joy: Of course I'll marry you!'

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

"Outrageous. Who put you up to this?"

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

Let me forget

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

'Better than your last proposal, but we're not quite there yet.'

No caption (A male angel proposes to a female angel. He is on one knee and holding an open ring box that contains a halo).

'Marry me and I'll let you share my electric blanket!'

'Marry me, Shirley - I desperately need content.'

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

'...I'll be over there, waiting in the bushes.'

"For your penance say five 'our fathers' and five 'hail Marys'. Thank you for sharing that with me."

"Make sure you leave your hotel's contact details, email and telephone. Keep your phone with you at all times and check it out hourly. Have a good break."

'That's very nice, but I'd rather have an engagement ring.'

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'