Persian Culture Pillows

Persian

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Text Culture

Hoodie Hang-out

Mikado

Mikado

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tourists in Egypt

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Nice haircut."

Pyramid catflap...

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm having my entrails read."