Persian Culture Gifts

Persian

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Mikado

Hoodie Hang-out

Tourists in Egypt

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Mikado

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical notes bubble gum.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Zeus's Caddy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Nice haircut."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"He's deliciously vintage."