Periscope Prankster Gifts

USS Party Time.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Cosmonaughty

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'See, it has remote control.'

Politics Books

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."