Periscope Prankster T-Shirts

USS Party Time.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Cosmonaughty

Hallowe'en wake up call

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Pants Uglifier!

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'See, it has remote control.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Politics Books

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."