Periscope Peeker Gifts

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I see a couch."

'Can you adjust the flesh tones?'

USS Party Time.

Up Pariscope.

'Curiosity'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'Particles, particles, particles.'

Animal Hospital

'What are YOU looking at?'

'It would seem that grooming one another is very important in maintaining social order.'

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

'We want ocean view accommodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

'Keep that dividing down!'

'Up periscope!'

'That peak has such a look of defiance.'

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

"You'll see it when it's done."

"No, Mr. Jones. It's only 20/20 vision if you read it from the seat, back there."

"... and now read the fourth line, please."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

Bird house envy.

Reality shows, unplugged.

Voyeur Exam