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'Up periscope!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Schrödinger and his cat

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.