Period Positivity Pillows

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Critisize your weight.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Queen Kong

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Girl's weight issues.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Fat fairy

Try not to worry.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

Irregulars

Me when by BDD shows up