Age Positivity Pillows

Old lady copying rebellious youths

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Critisize your weight.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Fat fairy

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Girl's weight issues.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

Irregulars

Me when by BDD shows up

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!