Age Positivity Pillows

Old lady copying rebellious youths

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Critisize your weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Girl's weight issues.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Fat fairy

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

Irregulars

Me when by BDD shows up

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!