Age-positive Individual Pillows

'60 is the new 40.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

'Ageism at work'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

Still hip, but not much hop.

"Botox? No, I simply stopped smiling when I turned 30."

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

If wisdom comes with age, I'm smarter than I look.

'I'm not worried about ageism - I'm just keeping it real'

"The only way she can still be in her twenties is if her birthday is 29th February!"

'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'

'Methuselah never stops complaining - it's been 'age discrimination' since he was 600.'

Runaway Bride.

'At my age kiddo, I spend more time answering the call of Nature than the call of the Wild...'

"You have a great resume... experience... education... history... but there is one thing we'd like to see that you don't have..." "A birth certificate issued sometime around 1975."

Old lady copying rebellious youths

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

"It's good that he can manage the stairs at his age."

Age Cannot Wither.

"I'm in my forties, and it's my firm belief that Digetek could use someone in his forties to excellent advantage."

"He's so cute! How old is he?"