Period Positivity Mugs

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Critisize your weight.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Queen Kong

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Girl's weight issues.

Fat fairy

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Try not to worry.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Me when by BDD shows up

Irregulars

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

"You can do it!"