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"It was a terrible holiday, everything was so perfect we couldn't claim anything off our insurance."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I think you might need to start again."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Perfection

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

"You're welcome."

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'He was taller online!'