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"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"You're welcome."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I propose we go with the second option."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

A man working on a model airplane

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

"Stock photo, right?"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."