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"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Worry tank

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I just..."

"I think you might need to start again."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Recalculating

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"I propose we go with the second option."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'The Federal Government today issued an order to American citizens to stay out of countries whose names begin with a 'B'....'

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.