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TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bullseye!

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"I think you might need to start again."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Perfection

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I propose we go with the second option."

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.