Perfectionist Ponderer T-Shirts

Show off their creative contemplative side with t-shirts that capture the essence of a perfectionist ponderer—fun, clever, and uniquely personal.

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"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box." mockup

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

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"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..." mockup

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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If God were OCD

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'What do you mean. . . in a perfect world?'

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect world?' mockup

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect world?'

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A perfectionist pardons everyone's mistakes but his own.

A perfectionist pardons everyone's mistakes but his own. mockup

A perfectionist pardons everyone's mistakes but his own.

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Bullseye!

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"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

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"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell." mockup

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

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"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box." mockup

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

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"I think you might need to start again."

"I think you might need to start again." mockup

"I think you might need to start again."

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"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"I think we should try something a little simpler." mockup

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves." mockup

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

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"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!" mockup

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

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"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'." mockup

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

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"We're developing a plan to fix this." mockup

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

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'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.' mockup

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

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'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.' mockup

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.' mockup

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.' mockup

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

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Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct) mockup

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

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"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose." mockup

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

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Poetry repairman

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Writer

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Perfection

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"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958." mockup

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

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