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"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

If God were OCD

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect world?'

A perfectionist pardons everyone's mistakes but his own.

Bullseye!

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I think you might need to start again."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Poetry repairman

Perfection

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Lost and Profound.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'