Perfectionist Traveler Prints

"It was a terrible holiday, everything was so perfect we couldn't claim anything off our insurance."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"I think you might need to start again."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Perfection

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Santa's Out Tray.

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Forward Planning - The key to Success

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."