Perfectionist Sibling Gifts

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"You're welcome."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.