Perfectionist Sibling Gifts

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

D.I.Y

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

My child is a genius.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Perfection

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Santa's Out Tray.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"You're welcome."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Parenting Academy...I failed insemination.