Percentile Pioneer Gifts

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

I did it my way.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Musical genres

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Disco Owls

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Davy Crocat

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Wagon

Early American Think Tank.

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

"Not again!"