Pepper Shaker Collector T-Shirts

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Feeling for shells

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Shall I be mother?

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

There it is – my dream beach house.

For Sale By Owner

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Snail Love.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"You and your stones collection!"

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'You have ear wax.'

Salvage Hunters

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"I come from a musical family."

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).