Pensioner Appreciator Gifts

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Tortured Plank

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

Most dog-like dog.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Old Tortoise

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"I've finally got my head together."

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Maradona memorial.

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

'FQ...?'

'Thank you.'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

A parcel of postmen

Chasing Pensions

'Looks like the trust my money is in isn't blind, but it is short sighted.'

After forty-odd years, Joan finally gets a 'hole in one'!

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Scottish drill sergeant.

Policemen marching