Pedigree Appreciator Gifts

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Most dog-like dog.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

Michelangelo's David

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"I don't know who on Facebook told you, but I can assure you Stradivarius didn't make accordions!"

"You definately have a musical ear"

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

Chadwick Boseman

"Oh no! Set decorator and special effects wizard Emilio Ruiz del Rio, who worked on 'Dr. Zhivago,' 'Lawrence of Arabia' and 'Pan's Labyrinth' has died!"

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Trilby - 'Ah, poor Mamma! she was ever so much prettier than that!'