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'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Most dog-like dog.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Baby car seat for a Native American.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

Michelangelo's David

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

Trilby - 'Ah, poor Mamma! she was ever so much prettier than that!'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Chadwick Boseman

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."