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Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'I think they're up to something.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

'One of my forebears.'

Monk Graffiti

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Most dog-like dog.

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

"Frankly, it's no better or worse than any other form of government."

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

Knight walking his dog.

Cat flap on castle door.

The Dungeon