Penny Farthing Enthusiasts Gifts

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Yankee Stadium.

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Parking validation

ACcountants Lunch

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"Is that a fixed-rate scowl or is it adjustable to the current interest rate?"

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

I used to feel empty and worthless around that heavy guy, too, until I realized, hey, he's just full of pennies!

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

"I couldn’t get a date on the outside and now I’m swamped with marriage proposals!"

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

'-are your ears burning too?'

"Stop saying you're a fiscal conservative. You're just cheap!"

Two men talking about insurance

"Can't you forget you once found sixpence?"

'What can I get for a nickel down?'

"Penny for your thoughts, Frank."