Pen-wielding Gourmet Gifts

Soup Recipe

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Biro Diversity

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Forrest Gander

Steadman - The Early Years.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

A writer goes sailing.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

How to write

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Wear your pens with pride

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'The Writer'