Pen-and-ink Magician Gifts

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

If Disney was a software company

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Could you keep still?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'