Multitasking Magician Gifts

Business people watching football during a video conference.

'I'm sorry but she's in a conference.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Woman putting on makeup while driving.

Teacher with Swiss Army Yardstick

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

If Disney was a software company

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Smoke and mirrors.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Inkwell Genie.

"I lost the groove."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Stealing thoughts.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"