Multi-tasking Magician Gifts

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Smoke and mirrors.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Inkwell Genie.

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

Spinning Plates!

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

One Man Band

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

How to play violin while reading a book...

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'