Pen Pal Extraordinaire Pillows

'You seem very confident this morning.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Letter writing lady.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

Persian

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Dear Abbey

Writing a letter

'Pen no write.'

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

Love.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea