Pedigree Pet Admirer Gifts

Basset Hound.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Meow"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

No, I don

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

There are no rats with collars...

"It's a good boy!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Living with a cataholic.

"I love it!"

It's for you.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

'Well, was the news good today?'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"