Pedantic Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the sharp minds of pedantic philosophers? Our collection features clever, beautifully crafted items that honor their penchant for precision and profound insights. Perfect for sparking conversations or adding a touch of intellectual humor to their day, these products are ideal for those who love to analyze and debate every detail.

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"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster." mockup

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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Chiller Theatre

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell." mockup

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Ten Commandments

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"I cross the road to forget."

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!' mockup

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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"Is this who I am?"

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The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability. mockup

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

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Afraid of change - leave it here. mockup

Afraid of change - leave it here.

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"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved." mockup

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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Pedantic Philosophers Gifts Collection

Pedantic Philosophers Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for pedantic philosophers—bring a touch of wit and wisdom to their daily coffee routine.

Pedantic Philosophers Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring clever and detailed designs—ideal for those who love to express their passion for philosophy at home.

Pedantic Philosophers Prints

Browse our thought-provoking prints that reflect the meticulous mindsets of pedantic philosophers—great for inspiring any space.

Pedantic Philosophers T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts perfect for lovers of philosophy and details—add some clever style to their wardrobe.