Peculiarity Appreciator Gifts

"We met online."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Jarvis Cocker

Mr Metrosexual.

"You've changed."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Real Estate Personals

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Medical Curiosities

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Common Dodo!

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

"...and this is my better half...!"

Off the wall financial adviser.

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Don't worry about making mistakes!"

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

Aesthetics

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

"You ask why I'm on your counter but I might as easily ask why you're on my floor."

"My design aesthetic is ostentatious minimalism."

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"For a minimalist, this is a wish come true..."

This comic strip runs in family newspapers, and we're not allowed to show characters touching each other inappropriately. I just heard they extended that to include punctuation marks. So, I'm afraid you'll need to separate those filthy exclamation points. !!!

The individual fruit pie