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"We met online."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Mr Metrosexual.

"You've changed."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Real Estate Personals

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Medical Curiosities

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Common Dodo!

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

Off the wall financial adviser.

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"...and this is my better half...!"

"I think I was a caterpillar!"

Dinosaurs were once considered slow dimwitted louts, but over the years that image has changed.

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt

Aesthetics

"My design aesthetic is ostentatious minimalism."

'i don't know why people find me offensive, you tell me, you silly old bad headed twit.'

"You ask why I'm on your counter but I might as easily ask why you're on my floor."

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"For a minimalist, this is a wish come true..."

The individual fruit pie

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