Peculiar Romantic Pillows

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Storage Unit of Love

Consenting Adults.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Palm tree in love...

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Caveman Valentine,

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"