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"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I come here for the pepper."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Is that pancake ready yet?

Cheese

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Music Hall Dancers

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Table Of The Elephants

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

James Barrie.

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Time for pancakes!

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'