Pecan Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

The Fourth Little Pig

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"I come here for the pepper."

Is that pancake ready yet?

Cheese

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Music Hall Dancers

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Table Of The Elephants

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

James Barrie.

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Time for pancakes!

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'