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'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Sudden death?'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"Did you make an appointment?"

"Hmmmmm ... I don't see you on our 'friends' list ... "

"So what's his story?"

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

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'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

Beware Of The Hog...

"I don't know how we're going to work this. According to your psychiatrist's evaluation you have multiple personalities, two of which are okay to enter. But the other three..."

'Even if you were always Mother's little angel, I still have to look it up.'

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'