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"All we have left is standing room only."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Actually, I'm just the night manager here."

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

"I don't care if you are the invisible man, sir, I can't let you in if you're not wearing a tie!"

'I don't care who you have a note from!'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'Do you have a reservation?'

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

BEWARE OF THE GOD.

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'It's a cease and desist order. States that we can't keep anyone out. It's based on the ruling: The more the merrier.'

Beware Of The Hog...

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"There's a man here who wants to add insult to injury."

"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."

"Private property." "Warning. We don’t forgive those who trespass against us."

"It's a no-go area."

Heavens gate 'Please enter, Do not fear to tread'

St Peter shaving the heads of angels

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.