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"I guess it's called Everest because it seems you're crawling up it forever."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Rock Climber

"Do you have an appointment?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Please use next mountain.

'This preliminary report looks at how we can best address green waste through sustainable forest management...'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

The Ladder to Heaven

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."