Peacekeeper In Chaos Gifts

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Home Sweet Home

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Whiskey wars

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Aleppo vs. Russia

The Arab Autumn

Warring parents

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

If cartoonists fought wars.

A neutral observer.

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"We never fight anymore."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'