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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Whiskey wars

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

If cartoonists fought wars.

Aleppo vs. Russia

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"We never fight anymore."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'

'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'