Peaceful Moment Enjoyer Gifts

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'You lifted your head.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Sitting in a tree

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Cyber Dream

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Windchimes

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

The other 364 days of the year.

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"I love our comfortable silences."

"Good News! It's today again!"

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Such a HOMELY place!'

Hippie Army Knife