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"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'You lifted your head.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Sitting in a tree

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Windchimes

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"I love our comfortable silences."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

The other 364 days of the year.

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

"Good News! It's today again!"

Hippie Army Knife

'Such a HOMELY place!'

'Well those 122 hospital visits weren't in vain...we've identified the cause of your fatigue as stress related to too little leisure time.'